Drinking Toasts

  

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

 

Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do,
Then screw you
And here's to me.

 

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

 

Champagne costs too much,
Whiskey's too rough,
Vodka puts big mouths in gear.
This little refrain
Should help to explain
Why it's better to order a beer!

 

 Here's to fires.
Not the fast and furious that burn
down the shacks and shanty's.
But the slow and passionate
that take off the pants and panties.