More Drinking Quotes

1.  Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.  -W.C. Fields

2.  Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one! - Unknown

3. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  - Dave Barry

4.  Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.  ~Author Unknown

5. We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey.  Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.  ~Horace Hutchinson

6. A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.  ~W.C. Fields

7. I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis

8.  Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into  a dry Martini?  ~Robert Benchley

9.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.  ~Henry Youngman

10.  How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  ~Author Unknown