Notable Quotes

 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and think about my liver. ~ Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.            ~ Frank Sinatra

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. ~ Lord Byron

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~ Winston Churchill

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.  ~ Unknown