Things To Say When Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when drunk...

1) Innovative
2) Preliminary
3) Proliferation
4) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk...

1) Specificity
2) British Constitution
3) Passive-aggressive disorder
4) Transubstantiate

Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk...

1) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
3) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
5) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
6) I'm not interested in fighting you.
7) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
8) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
9) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
11) Look, it would be great to have sex but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
12) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just because he knows her or something.
13) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.